The hard way to learn the grass isn’t greener unless you fertilize that bitch

Can a bitter bitch change her stripes?

The birthday bitch’s annual mental check-up

What are you thankful for?

A theory on teacups and bullshit

Everyone’s got ‘em

What’s the difference between a midlife crisis and a life full of misery?

I wish a mother fucker would.

A moment to reflect on The Bitter Bitch, where I’m going, and who’s coming with me.

The difference between your value and the value of a dollar

Tips for checking for someone’s Assholidity

Why people acting like assholes is good for you

An ode to 2022

An update on my shit

The time I almost met Nicholas Cage

Just One Week: 60 day update

Is it them or is it you?

Look ma, no training!