Everything a new vendor might want to know about festivals, pricing, and why I’ll never work with Country in the Park again

What we’re doing, where we’re living, and who we’re *not fucking

When no should mean no but somehow it still doesn’t

What is a “red flag” and do they really fuck better?

What’s black, white & red all over and associated with bad decisions and carnivals?

Because the 95th time’s the charm

When you’re everything but attractive

Chinese-chili Gate: when anal goes awry

What do your ex and dog shit have in common?

The fuckboy anthem

Because minding your own business costs zero dollars

The truth about what men really want from a woman

A follow-up to The Perfect Date

Can a lazy bitch get a hoya

When you just have to take your own fucking advice

Our return to AZ one year later

Why low effort is worse than no effort at all

What a difference a year makes

When convenient sex is anything but

How Dodge is still fucking me one year later