Melanie Long 5/13/26 Melanie Long 5/13/26

Bitter Bitch Co’s First Festival

Everything a new vendor might want to know about festivals, pricing, and why I’ll never work with Country in the Park again

Melanie Long 4/20/26 Melanie Long 4/20/26

An Update on Your Favorite Bitch

What we’re doing, where we’re living, and who we’re *not fucking

Melanie Long 2/6/26 Melanie Long 2/6/26

The Power of the Emoji

When no should mean no but somehow it still doesn’t

Melanie Long 1/26/26 Melanie Long 1/26/26

Welcome to the Red Flag Fan Club

What is a “red flag” and do they really fuck better?

Melanie Long 1/14/26 Melanie Long 1/14/26

My Beef with American Airlines

PART 1 of Why I will never, ever, ever, evereverevereverever fly with those motherfuckers again

Melanie Long 1/13/26 Melanie Long 1/13/26

The Start of Something Bitter

What’s black, white & red all over and associated with bad decisions and carnivals?

Melanie Long 10/24/25 Melanie Long 10/24/25

Little Miss Entrepreneur

Because the 95th time’s the charm

Melanie Long 9/16/25 Melanie Long 9/16/25

The Ugly Truth

When you’re everything but attractive

Melanie Long 9/13/25 Melanie Long 9/13/25

The Black Tank Fiasco

What’s a little fecal matter between friends?

Melanie Long 9/10/25 Melanie Long 9/10/25

Playing with Fire

Chinese-chili Gate: when anal goes awry

Melanie Long 8/7/25 Melanie Long 8/7/25

And We’re Off

Australia here we come…again

Melanie Long 7/21/25 Melanie Long 7/21/25

We Can Still Be Friends

What do your ex and dog shit have in common?

Melanie Long 7/10/25 Melanie Long 7/10/25

“It Doesn’t Mean Anything”

The fuckboy anthem

Melanie Long 6/27/25 Melanie Long 6/27/25

The Case of the Nosey Neighbor

Because minding your own business costs zero dollars

Melanie Long 6/12/25 Melanie Long 6/12/25

“GFE” - The Girlfriend Experience

The truth about what men really want from a woman

Melanie Long 5/27/25 Melanie Long 5/27/25

It’s Me…Again

A follow-up to The Perfect Date

Melanie Long 5/21/25 Melanie Long 5/21/25

The 30 Day Challenge

Can a lazy bitch get a hoya

Melanie Long 5/15/25 Melanie Long 5/15/25

A Dose of My Own Medicine

When you just have to take your own fucking advice

Melanie Long 5/9/25 Melanie Long 5/9/25

Pubcrawling Phoenix

An Easter pubcrawl through Downtown Mesa

Melanie Long 5/8/25 Melanie Long 5/8/25

Coming Full Circle

Our return to AZ one year later

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