What we’re doing, where we’re living, and who we’re *not fucking

When no should mean no but somehow it still doesn’t

What is a “red flag” and do they really fuck better?

What’s black, white and red all over and is associated with bad decisions and carnivals?

The difference between pretending to be a nice guy and being an authentically good man

Because the 95th time’s the charm

When you’re everything but attractive

Chinese-chili Gate: when anal goes awry

What do your ex and dog shit have in common?

The fuckboy anthem

Because minding your own business costs zero dollars

The truth about what men really want from a woman

A follow-up to The Perfect Date

Can a lazy bitch get a hoya

When you just have to take your own fucking advice

Our return to AZ one year later

Why low effort is worse than no effort at all

When convenient sex is anything but

365 days later

Shit we’re not doing in 2025