Can a bitter bitch change her stripes?

The birthday bitch’s annual mental check-up

What are you thankful for?

A theory on teacups and bullshit

Everyone’s got ‘em

What’s the difference between a midlife crisis and a life full of misery?

What it really means to give someone another “chance”

I wish a mother fucker would.

A moment to reflect on The Bitter Bitch, where I’m going, and who’s coming with me.

A cautionary tale

A follow-up to “365 Days”

The difference between your value and the value of a dollar

Tips for checking for someone’s Assholidity

A follow-up to “I Just Want to Know”

Tried and true methods for sending junk pics that illicit a response

What it is, how it happens, and what you can do the next time you find yourself in one

Is closure a thing and do we really need it?

Dumb shit to follow to ensure you never go out again

Why people acting like assholes is good for you

Why has “dating” become obsolete in a society where sex is ubiquitous?