The Blog

The Blog

Melanie Long 8/2/24 Melanie Long 8/2/24

Wellness Check

I’m alive.

Melanie Long 7/24/24 Melanie Long 7/24/24

Eight Hours a Day

Some daily positivity for yo’ ass

Melanie Long 7/10/24 Melanie Long 7/10/24

Hanging Up My Hat

This Bitter Bitch is exchanging her traveling hat for a beer key…for now

Melanie Long 7/1/24 Melanie Long 7/1/24

Hiking with Strangers

Vol. 4: That time I accidently liked someone

Melanie Long 6/24/24 Melanie Long 6/24/24

When It Rains, It Pours

Another update on our Dodge Ram drama and a broken RV frig to boot

Melanie Long 6/17/24 Melanie Long 6/17/24

Leveling Up

Vol 3: That time I went on a date with a high level man

Melanie Long 6/15/24 Melanie Long 6/15/24

You Can Always Come Home?

Because no the fuck you can’t

Melanie Long 6/10/24 Melanie Long 6/10/24

Tucson Tayler

Vol. 2: That time I popped my dating cherry with a homeless guy

Melanie Long 6/5/24 Melanie Long 6/5/24

If You Only Knew

Why fear is such a paralyzing motivator

Melanie Long 6/1/24 Melanie Long 6/1/24

The Dick Daddy Chronicles

Vol. 1: Why I decided to take this shit show on the road

Melanie Long 5/31/24 Melanie Long 5/31/24

When Dodge Hands You a Lemon…

That time that Dodge sold me a lemon

Melanie Long 5/17/24 Melanie Long 5/17/24

Bittersweet

The hard way to learn the grass isn’t greener unless you fertilize that bitch

Melanie Long 4/21/24 Melanie Long 4/21/24

A Whole New Bitch

Can a bitter bitch change her stripes?

Melanie Long 12/19/23 Melanie Long 12/19/23

This is 40…

The birthday bitch’s annual mental check-up

Melanie Long 11/23/23 Melanie Long 11/23/23

Giving Thanks

What are you thankful for?

Melanie Long 11/17/23 Melanie Long 11/17/23

Kiss My Escrow

A theory on teacups and bullshit

Melanie Long 11/10/23 Melanie Long 11/10/23

Opinions & Assholes

Everyone’s got ‘em

Melanie Long 9/27/23 Melanie Long 9/27/23

Midlife, Schmid-life

What’s the difference between a midlife crisis and a life full of misery?

Melanie Long 8/15/23 Melanie Long 8/15/23

No Such Thing As a Second Chance

What it really means to give someone another “chance”

Melanie Long 7/22/23 Melanie Long 7/22/23