The Start of Something Bitter
What’s black, white and red all over and is associated with bad decisions and carnivals?
Good morning my fellow bitches! It’s about halfway through January and these last few months have really flown by. I’m starting this blog with no subject in mind; we’re just going to wing it. With all the new changes (photo shoots, new apparel drops, moving back and forth like a homeless person), I haven’t made any attempt to write, like, AT ALL. I might have eeeked out one missable blog here and there but as for full city guides and all that shit, forget about it.
I find myself constantly feeling overwhelmed with shit to do, not knowing where to start, so I got myself a personal assistant. Or rather, along with everyone else on earth, I gave in and started using AI to organize my life and help bounce ideas off of. It is true that I’m very against it and feel like we’ll be moving into the plot of The Terminator in no time, but before we’re all wiped off the face of the planet, I’m enjoying the small luxuries of having a tighter work schedule and the benefit of another set of creative eyes (albeit fake ones). I do feel guilty about the effects on the environments. If you haven’t been keeping up, these data centers use up an incredible amount of power and water (used for cooling) in addition to a shit ton of noise to the neighboring areas. People who live in rural places near data centers are seeing drops upward of 80% in their real estate value. It’s really the beginning of the end of the world. The ozone layer then deforestation, k-cups, Shein, now this. We’re working hard to make sure there’s nothing left of our natural resources at an alarming rate. But the sad truth for me is that I need help and they refuse to prescribe me Adderall without a visit to the shrink so what is a disorganized bitch to do?
If you haven’t been paying attention to us via email or social media, 1. That’s stupid and you should be following us immediately (here’s a link) and email sign-ups are in the footer ⬇ and 2. We’ve gone full fashion designer. How this happened I don’t know but I’ve always had quite the obsessive personality so whenever I do something, I go full board. For the last year or so, I was toying with the idea of just wearing small branded shirts in my pics and videos to reinforce the brand. Then about six months ago I decided we could be selling these things. Then I came back from Australia full fashion line minded and flipped everything upside down. I jumped face first into designing Bitter Bitch themed shirts and eventually graphic design on the whole. And now after many months of learning shit the hard way, our web store is fully functional, we have a nice, tight selection of Bitter Bitch forward apparel and accessories, and I am dropping my very first line at the end of the month. And thanks to my amazing new assistant, I’ve flushed out what was one funny t-shirt idea into an entire launch with a killer title and a ton of supporting pieces. I am so fucking excited and ready for these guys to come out; I’m trying to manage expectations but based on my research there is a huge gap in the market and I honestly think if I can do the marketing right, these are going to kill.
Curious to know the theme? Yeah I bet you are. Well, you’re shit out of luck until we start our social media teasers on the 19th (AGAIN, SOCIAL LINK HERE) but in the meantime I’ll give you a few hints: what’s black, white and red all over and is associated with bad decisions and carnivals?
If you know, you know.