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An autobiography

10 Things I’ve Learned Over 20 Years of Dating

From the window to the wall

Dipshit who?

Easier said than done

The nice guy saga continues...

That time a “celebrity” made me pay his tab

When's the right time to talk threesome?

The unfortunate side effects of spontaneity

I’m alive.

Some daily positivity for yo’ ass

Vol. 4: That time I accidently liked someone

Another update on our Dodge Ram drama and a broken RV frig to boot

Vol 3: That time I went on a date with a high level man

Vol. 2: That time I popped my dating cherry with a homeless guy

Why fear is such a paralyzing motivator

Vol. 1: Why I decided to take this shit show on the road

That time that Dodge sold me a lemon

The hard way to learn the grass isn’t greener unless you fertilize that bitch