The Blog

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The Perfect Date

Why low effort is worse than no effort at all

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On The Road Again

What a difference a year makes

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My First Time Flying Shitstar

That time I learned what economy really meant with Jetstar

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48 Hours in Melbourne

A not-so-perfect two day itinerary

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D is for Disappointment

When convenient sex is anything but

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The Saga Continues…

How Dodge is still fucking me one year later

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The View from My Rearview

365 days later

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New Year’s Irresolution

Shit we’re not doing in 2025

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Married and Ready to Mingle

Why married men are still just fucking men

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Living the American Dream

When is enough enough?

Melanie Long 11/21/24 Melanie Long 11/21/24

In Search of Heartbreak

Currently hiring for all positions

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Losing My Shit

An autobiography

Melanie Long 10/19/24 Melanie Long 10/19/24

Assholes & Idiots

10 Things I’ve Learned Over 20 Years of Dating

Melanie Long 10/10/24 Melanie Long 10/10/24

Under a Blue Moon

From the window to the wall

Melanie Long 9/30/24 Melanie Long 9/30/24

From Another Life

Dipshit who?

Melanie Long 9/26/24 Melanie Long 9/26/24

Forgiveness?

Easier said than done

Melanie Long 9/17/24 Melanie Long 9/17/24

The Best I Ever Had

The nice guy saga continues...

Melanie Long 8/29/24 Melanie Long 8/29/24

Another Meh Celebrity Sighting

That time a “celebrity” made me pay his tab

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You, Me, & Another Guy Makes Three

When's the right time to talk threesome?

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Everyone Wants to Live“YOLO”

The unfortunate side effects of spontaneity